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Don't Pick It Up

Оригинал: Offspring, The

Не подбирай ничего с земли

Перевод: Олег Крутиков

I saw a little kid

Я видел мальчика,

As he walked around,

Он гулял неподалеку

He picked a candy bar up off the ground,

И подобрал с земли шоколадный батончик,

He chowed about a half then his face turned blue,

Съел почти половину и посинел:

Turned out that candy bar

Тот шоколадный батончик

Was doggy-doo...

Оказался собачьей какашкой...

[Chorus:]

[Припев:]

Don't pick it up, I say,

Говорю же, не подбирай ничего с земли,

Unless you can throw it away,

Разве что для того, чтобы выкинуть,

Don't pick it up, I say,

Говорю же, не подбирай ничего с земли,

You're gonna be bummed that you went that way!

А не послушаешь — пожалеешь...

You're out there making bacon -

Жаришь бекон на открытом огне,

No scrutiny!

А кто его перед этим проверял?

You mess around too much -

Много шастаешь по району -

And you got VD!

Вот тебе и венерическая болезнь.

You know you never think -

Никогда не думаешь о последствиях,

And you're sore today,

Поэтому тебе сегодня и плохо,

You're gonna take it back

Ничего, давай собирай вещи

To California, hey!

И вали домой в Калифорнию!

[Chorus]

[Припев]

My friend was kinda hurting

Как-то раз моему другу

For a girl to try,

Приспичило развлечься с девочкой,

He saw one that looked like Pat

Он увидел одну, похожую на Пэт

On Saturday Night Live,

Из "Субботним вечером в прямом эфире"*,

It had a pair of thingies but a mustache too,

Оно было с грудью, но и с усами,

Not clearly male nor female,

Непонятно, мужчина или женщина...

So now what to do?

Ну вот и что теперь делать?

[Chorus]

[Припев]

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