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Bloodhound Gang - Your Only Friends Are Make Believe

- "Yea well I sing like an amputee though"

- "Why?"

- "Cause can't hold a note.

Can't cary a tune"

- "Knock knock mr. Rogers,

It's mr. McFeelie.

I've brought you a letter

Speedy delivery"

- "Well mr. McFeelie

If there's postage due

You can go fuck yourself

Like captain kangaroo"

I can go to land of make believe

and I can pretend,

But in the end

I still have no friends...

- "Mr. Rogers!

I like your cardigan sweater"

- "Mr. McFeelie!

Shut up and give me my letter!

I don't want to talk to you

Don't you understand?

Why are you inside my house?

You're just my fuckin' mailman!"

I can go to land of make believe

And I can pretend,

But in the end

I still have no friends...

I can go to land of make believe

And I can pretend,

But in the end

I still have no friends...

I can go to land of make believe

And I can pretend,

But in the end

I still have no friends.

You are my best friend too

I share the same views

And hardly ever argue

Eat spam from the can

Watch late night c-span

And rock out to old school

Duran Duran

Your best friend is you, I'm my best friend too

I share the same views

And hardly ever argue

Eat spam from the can

Watch late night c-span

And rock out to old school

Duran Duran